I failed my drug test today...
...Been sober from weed for 2 weeks now. I took an at-home test and still tested positive for marijuana...BUT
I only stopped because I assumed my new job offer would be contingent upon passing a test. However, they only asked for a background and credit check. No mention of drug test at all. I accepted the offer and started the new job already. Again, nobody mentioned a drug test. HR didn’t bring it up during orientation. My manager didn’t say anything. I was never asked to sign any policies either. Just the basic orientation about not being sexist or racist in the workplace.
Guess I’ll be smoking weed again soon!