>Be me, horny
>Live in Texas during cricket season
>Decide to get out ol reliable, my flashlight
>Find me some good porn
>Lube ol reliable up, lube my dick up
>Begin slowly sticking my dick in
>Ahhh, feels good
>Thrusts hard
>Feels a crunch
>Too horny to care, it’s probably just some old jizz or something
>Continue fucking until I cum inside
>Pull out and check the damage
>Dick is covered in legs and guts, still twitching
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