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>hey girl are you an iron ore?
>huh no?
>oh cause i wanted to smash you with my pickaxe

>hey girl are you an iron ore?
>iron ore?
>or coal, either way i wanna smash you with my pickaxe

*new message*
>lol wat u doing 2nite?

[show guy thinking of a reply: i should warn her early on]

guy: hey just to warn you i do snore loudly, but that's not the reason that you'll be kept awake all night
girl oh yeah? and why is that? *smirk*
guy: you will have to wait and see

twist: *shines torch in your eyes*
twist: *farts* [close up on girl with eyes wide open/covering nose
twist: *smooth trumpet noise in background, sexy -> transitions to practising all night"
YELLING: BECAUSE I AM LEARNING THE TRUMPET

girl twist: oh and i thought i was going to be the only one blowing tonight
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