My dad is usually a pretty cool dude but he just now snapped outta nowhere.
>walk up to him and mess around with him, and i’m unaware that he’s on the phone with his girlfriend
>barks at me to leave him alone, grabs the tv remote and hurls it at me, hitting me in the dick
>i call him a miserable asshole and go to my room
I’m 20 by the way. He’s 55.