Welp. Had a good run. It's not that I hate myself or my life.... I married out of my league and fell assbackwards into the suburban dream. It's just that when I picked my kids up from school, I asked my daughter who that woman was she was talking to before she hopped in the car. She was kinda hot, (I didn't say that to her) I assumed it was a new student teacher. Turns out it was one of her classmates. They're 14. I'm an accidental pedo and now it's time to die.
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